Envy {{&; Do you like what you see? }}

It's boring.
If something doesn't happen soon I think I'll just make something happen on my own.

.....fine.
Not that I wanted him around anyway. Rotten bastard.

Hahaha. Just what the hell is this then? Looks like something INTERESTING is about to happen. Hardly anything's happened and all you humans are running scared already? HAH. You're all like scared white lab mice without a hole to hide in.

Ahaha... well well well. Just what sort little mouse has wandered into the kichen? Strange. Not exactly the pipsqueak I remember. A little older, and without his usual tincan. I wonder... is it still interested in things that it'd be better off not messing with? Lust, have you noticed? I bet you have...

It looks like this boring place just got interesting.

Ahh... It's good to be back to normal. I do prefer this form over anything else, if I do say so myself. I won't be explaining where I've been, because it should be obvious to those who are involved. Unless they're complete idiots. I guess I could be giving the pipsqueak and his father a bit too much credit.

Hmmn... Lust, you weren't too lonely without me were you? You didn't resort to bringing that blob here right? Because he's just disgusting.

Everything's a little foggy. The doctors say I need to stay here for a little while.
Seems that will be best.

Hah.

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[[Pain. Pain pain pain pain. They really did a number on him, didn't they? Willam winces again, shoving the rather unappetizing smelling food away from his face. Everything hurts. His back especially feels like it's on fire, his once pristine white shirt now clings dirtily to the form underneath, stuck to the skin with sweat and blood from cuts that criss cross underneath the cloth's surface.]]

"Damnit..." [[Scowling, William curls up tighter, his face contorting further in pain as his hands reach up to cover his ears. Whispering, voices of thousands threaten to spill out of his ears. He doesn't know where this is coming from. It makes his head hurt, almost worse than the rest of his body.]]

"Go away. Shut up." [[Is that his heart? Is that what's pounding against his chest? Before he realizes it, a scream is winding its way past his lips. He scowls again and clams his teeth shut in an effort to mute the sound. No. No no no. He curls tighter, wanting to sink further back into the corner he's found to hide himself in. He doesn't want to be here anymore. Anywhere but here.]]

"Father what am I... what... I.."

A new room, it looks like. I-no (that's a mightily strange name. But I suppose concidering the type of place this is, there's nothing that abnormal about it), Trucy. It's a pleasure to meet you. Eventually, that is. I have yet to see either of you, but it looks like we'll be sharing quarters for a while. It should be nice to meet some new people, outside of family of course.

I keep to myself normally, and right now the living room is bound to be a mess of overdue library books (oh, I should probably avoid that on the network, I hear the librarian carries a hammer...). I'll get that lot sorted out soon. I look forward to meeting you both properly.

Huh... So this is where I've been staying is it? That's kind of.. well. It's a mess, that's for sure. I'm still a bit fuzzy about things that've happened recently.

Father, I guess I should thank you, for helping me get back here, and the company. I kind of feel like I've wasted a lot of time. There's gotto be something I can do here, work wise. I'd like to start researching again, but if.. well. Maybe not. I should at least read up on how alchemy's changed over the years. It's been so long. I might be a little rusty.

It was nice to meet you Alphonse. Never had a kid brother before. Now I've got two, is that right? Alphonse, and Edward -- I haven't met Edward yet, but I look forward to it.

and.. well, a step mom. I think I'm okay with that. Trisha, I hope I get to meet you soon too.

Booooooooooooooooo~ring.

Road, you're leaving me out of all the fun aren't you? I can just feel it. Shame, and here I thought we were friends.


It's too cold outside. I'm getting tired of this snowy weather, but whatever, not like it's going to matter in the long run. I've got too much crap on my hands to worry about weather anyhow. I don't know if you think giving me all this BORING work to do is funny Lust... tch. The last interesting thing that happened around here was Morrigan getting all funny. Damn I need something to do.

Not even the precious fullmetal pipsqueak seems all that interesting lately. Haivng a girlfriend is making you boring, shortie. Your little tincan brother too.

I would have preffered being BORED.


....I can't BELIEVE THIS PLACE.

WHAT KIND OF LUCK IS THIS, HUH?
I'll make SURE that bastard regrets showing up here. I'll make sure all of them regret it.


I'LL KILL THEM ALL.

Well well well. This is interesting.
I wonder how long something like this is going to last.

Looks like we're still one up. I don't think our little sister was that much of a loss.

...
I really need something to do. Hm. Time to head to the training center. I could use a few helpless victims.

This is boring as hell.
Did you fools really think that things would be that easy?

Tch. How boring can you get.


Road, I'm tired of this game. I've got some other things lined up right now. Maybe you and your little friend want to come play too?


HEY PIPSQUEAK
If you want your blonde mechanic friend back alive, guess what you're gonna have to do.

Lust, Sloth. I'm ready to play.

[ ooc: for those who are confused, Envy's decided he's tired of playing the role of Pearl Fey Wright. For clarification, it's been as if he's posted from her account, though now it's quite obviously not her. Feel free to let your characters react appropriately!]

School has been really fun! I really like my class and everyone's been so nice. My teacher is a little grumpy, but he doesnt say the naughty words in class that he says on the network. I guess that means you're doing a good job Mr. Logan. The hamster is a really really good idea! Everyone will be really happy.

I guess things are okay... Sissy still hasn't said anything to me.. I said some really naughty things to her...


( Private ; Unhackable )

........I said some really bad things.


I'm sorry....
Mama? Papa? Sissy?

( Private ; Unhackable )

WHAT?!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
All of the others get more fun.


I'm TIRED of SITTING around here and doing nothing! I'm going to go crazy.
I've had it. Tonight, someone is going to get hurt.

[ ooc: He means it. If one or two people want to subject their characters to getting mauled a little by something big and scary out near the coast, please AIM me and let me know. For the curious, those who do run into him will be seeing this. The large monster in the top panel. ]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Now THIS is something I could find interesting.
I think I like it when the campus is going through something like this.

Humans are so easy to bait.

This is boring as hell.
At least when we weren't stuck here we had something to do.


If I don't do something I can't promise that any safety to the brat that lives with me. Maybe I should take some time to myself.

There's a training center.
It wouldn't hurt to kill a few easy targets. Since apparently anything else is off limits for now.
Not even the pipsqueak's interesting right now.


This sucks.

I think it's about time I had some fun around here.
All work and no play makes Envy very very bored.


It sounds like theres nothing going on on campus at all. That just won't do.
Lust, think we can take some time off from work to ENJOY ourselves?


Well, ready or not.

Loud obnoxious machines. What the hell kind of place builds crap like that?

Annoying humans. I really wanted to get out tonight and have some fun. Doesn't look like I'll get the chance, with the streets swarmed with giant metal tin cans.